Prominent councillor snatches jailed stands dealer’s wife

Kwahi, kwahi imba isina small house is just like a Government without opposition, kwahi the husband is the State, mai is the opposition and small house is Taliban, yuwii, nhasi zvangu. Babangu ngara iweee.
Maybe this is the principle that our councillor has adopted hence he has moved in to stay with a jailbird’s wife, uyu anemurume arikuMutimurefu. He is due for release next month, saka cde mototamba makachenjera.
Mozoti HOTH haapi yambiro, heyo yemahara, iyo.
As long as COVID-19 is still with us HOTH will continue to preach the gospel of love, mask up, sanitise, keep social distance and stop unnecessary journeys, rufambo ngaruite rushoma, thank you and sit down.
Kanzura vatinavo nhasi vaimbova neimwe small house uko kuF kwaMucheke kumberi kwaMajange, futi kwahi, kwahi, he bussed voters from that ward kuti ahwinhe maPrimary ekuZany Party mugore ra2018, chegore iro.
This councillor is probably the most loud mothed one mukanzuru, ndiye Themba Mliswa wemuno muMasvingo, dzinongo wawata, pamwe dzinenge dzakamwa whisky. Kwahi, kwahi dzaimboinda kumasowe asi kubva zvadzaita kanzura hwava vuvava mudoro haubvisi, kwahi dzava musiyadzasukwa, mukokota hari. Pwaa.
The woman that our popular councillor is bedding is from Rujeko B, ukasvika muna Rovambira first right turn, next to the tower light watosvika, pane fence so panenge pane chimota chegrey svoo, don’t ask about the type and make because HOTH is not good at cars. Zvemota ndezvaana makanika isukuma Gumtree tofamba neshoka, nedzaAdam.
The woman works at our one and only Provincial Hospital as a general hand and drives a grey car which was used by the husband before he was caged at Mutimurefu Prison.
The husband was a dealer in stands and houses and one of the deals did not go well and he and his friend in crime, a Mrs Mungachakuti were convicted.
The husband’s name is Aluvis Mbinga, very popular in Masvingo, very, very popular.
Toinda kuna kanzura, kkkk, gegege, chegore rino.
He is dark in complexion, about 1.7m tall, very talkative and like any other Zany Party councillor he has a gold mine, ane claim yakevo ikoko uko.
He drives a eeeeh a car made in Germany, Bavaria City which is serviced at Auto Bavaria, knowledge shall kill me.
On a daily basis, sekererai mhanhi, he drives his Merc Benz to Rujeko B and parks it behind the grey car of this woman, whom I am afraid will be in hot soup as soon as the husband is freed.
Is there any need to mention his name, I don’t think so matomuziva, may be for the benefit of others let’s call him, Nyanga or Anenyanga and the first name is Sekerererayi, mbuya vangu shumba iwee.
The councillor can not miss the Rujeko woman, not even a single day, day in day out, dzinoindako kunoshandirwa.
Zvino kana kanzera vachifambira nyaya dzavo usiku kumukadzi wemunhu, kuzoti vekuWard kwavo vanodii, 01.
Green revolution, youth league chiii, chiii, so, so.

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