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Of bogus war vets and David and Goliath


Of bogus war vets and David and Goliath


So all the hullabaloo about the by-elections has finally vanished like the morning dew, but the lies, hatred, fights, and the new campaign waves are still airborne. Things are getting hard by day and the future now looks bleak, so HOTH would like to remind our politicians who are harbouring the idea of political influence on electoral district boundaries with the intent of creating undue advantage for a party, group, or socio-economic class within the constituency that our children actually have to live the future that they are all setting on fire for us.

I am glad that the gerrymandering political party with defunct Communists ideas never occupied the Sahara desert otherwise we were going to experience an acute shortage of sand. Guys bear with me I am so paranoid when it comes to these so-called war veterans and war collaborators.

I mean those in the Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA). In every country across Africa these associations are holding governments at ransom. Initially I thought it’s in Zimbabwe only where those claiming to have fought for this country ransomed the entire populace. Yes, I said ‘claiming’ because the majority of them are bogus.

Recently I witnessed twenty-year olds who were not even wetting their pants during the last stages of the struggle vetting war collaborators. Jeepers Creepers! The toddlers were not even born. The old madhalas and magogos are sleeping in the open enduring cold nights waiting to be vetted by their great grandchildren. HOTH knows that we are just being distracted from distraction by distraction.

In South Africa I heard that the defence minister was “allegedly” held hostage last year by a group of ANC military veterans. The outfit called the Liberation Struggle War Veterans (LSWV), which includes uMkhonto weSizwe (MK), Azanian People’s Liberation Army (APLA) and Azanian National Liberation Army (Azanla) members, met with the minister, Thandi Modise, and Minister in the Presidency Mondli Gungubele in the government’s unofficial bar and lounge, the St George’s Hotel in Irene, Pretoria. The veterans allegedly held Modise hostage, demanding R4.2-million each. Zviri safe here izvi vakomana?

Okay guys I will leave that for a moment and veer off to the just ended by-election. So last week we witnessed another match between the biblical little David and Goliath. I am told a little known carpenter swung a sling with every ounce in the pint-sized and petit body and the stone brought down a howling giant.
Yes, he was a giant financially compared to the diminutive member of the yellow fever who could not afford a decent pair of trousers. I know this is just the beginning of the little carpenter’s journey but what is important is that the beginning is the most important part of any work. Sure unobhusitiwa kuti Bhuu bhuu bhuu before wati choooo.

To be frank the carpernter pulled the biggest shocker. Aiwa zvine chirevo izvi. Roki of Passion Java records akarova Patati Patata muballot box. How can you do that to a driller of boreholes? HOTH wont’ say how many other holes the guy is drilling in and around town, because he doesn’t know.

Ko kwamukoma Dhuga zvakamira sei? Vanhu vanovadarirei sure? Ko Save muripiko? Mwana akatadzeiko uyo? I just laughed my lungs out when I heard that the party that was at receiving end in the just ended by-elections recalled one of their own by mistake. Vazovhemburwa imo musarudzo imomo. Kkkkkkkkk.
I am sure mukoma Dhagie had a bad day in office when he had that his mistress was actually smacked in the face paJack City apo. Did those who are comforting you bring any Zumbani? Hiii, Hii mwana Getty, ndichakutora ndichakutora chete.

So you thought you can extent an olive branch to you bickering mistress by getting her elected into the council. I don’t know what is in the name Thoko hangu, but as HOTH I now feel that the name has curse in it. Hanzi Thoko akachutiwa.

Well ini ziii hangu. Anyway two things you should know about HOTH is that his record give you an inkling of how he sees people in general. It is his intrinsic nature to expect the worst of them. And the second is that he is surprisingly respectable with computers. I will tell you about the last statement in the next instalment.

For now it’s CIAO. https://masvingomirror.com


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