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Gumba kumba Club on land grabbing spree

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Gumba kumba Club on land grabbing spree

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Pfee, the guys are back again. You thought they will go just like that; baba vangu shoko imi, over their dead bodies. Vave kukudzokororai futika?
Iyo second round yagara inongorwadza so kkkkkk, ndiyo Second Republic yacho. They will not go until they are all billionaires and you are all paupers. Nachipwesu wamai vangu kudai!
Saka ikozvino vari kupinda neipi vana gumbakumba ava bhazi rekujere? They never run short of thieving ideas, this time they are on a vicious land grabbing spree, bvaru-bvaru, bvutu bvutu, pfee-pfee they are taking any land in Masvingo like never before.
Maiwe zvangu Rhodhes waiva nani!
Zviya zvokuti one man one farm ndezvemuhondo zviya kkkkk! Chikiristo chisina basa chiya.
They are pegging any land occupied or unoccupied. Now that all white land is taken they are grabbing black-owned farms; because they are more black than blacks. What makes the gumbakumba land grab worse is that none of them has one farm, they have multitudes. Dzinenge mombe dzakabva kusina uswa.
Ehezve this other guy has a sugarcane farm in Chiredzi, he has 140 residential stands kwaMbudzi Mumasvingo, he has two farms near Mpandawana. He built a school and closed a milk producing venture in one of the farms. Now he is taking land from this late influential black businessman’s farm to the East of City. I mean this tall light skinned guy who now works in the most influential office ikoko kuGumbakumba. He once appeared before the Land Commission Makadiiko henyu Justice Uchena? Takangomirira isu hedu vana venyu veZimbabwe.
Hoth hears from his habitat here under the gum trees that a mission is in town from Salisbury right now to see for itself this land grab drama. Ko i drama zve, Studio 263 pfee mu Second Republic; pwati zvangu kuseka nhamo serugare. Ehezve bvunzai finger millet; rukweza, mumera; her chefs, lawyers etc from the Land Office are hear in Fort Victoria. They heard that Gumbakumba team is at it again.
But what will this team do anyway? The land grab is intricate, it involves all the who is who is of Masvingo ie mangonjo arimo, pane anoshaikwa pa jakwara rokuba here? Vanonamata savadha varimo, mashefu shefu shefu, aikaka ko muri seiko Gavhuna?
Ehezve iri ngonjo rechikadzi, dhafudhafu iri rinofamba serinosunda bhazi haungarishaiwi, naiye musavadha wemeso anenge kondo uyu akareba kunge twiza zve uyu kkk. Ko masavadha haashaikwi pane mari zve. Masavadha pamari dzinenge nhunzi pa… Kkkkk. It reminds me of the late Brigadier, his gun and the seventh Day Adventist man. Deno Makaenda nazvo.
“Ndoda mari yangu”. Kkkkkk!
You then died leaving us this problem Brigadier. May your dear soul rest in peace.
Then there is the big man of Masvingo himself kkkkk. This one who spends Government time hunting for gold mines. Yaa exactly this one who is so heartless he kicked an elderly woman out of her house. Yaakasiirwavo nemurume wake her veduwe. Asi Mwari? Kkkkkkkkk. Chisi hachieri musi wacharimwa. Makahuwanepiko hupenyu rwakapfava kudaro?
So madam and the children proudly say this is our house; Chasura!
Then there is the man whose name is being dropped in the land grab. Oh yes Munemero. Wakadiiko zvako iwe Munemero? The Son! Oh yes the Son of the Man!
Oh yes the Son of Man. Gombo rese nderake. Paada anotora because he is the Son of the Man. Never mind the different surnames. He is the Son; ndiye ane zita rinorira muMasvingo when it comes to grabbing land. Munemoro the Son! Kwaaa!
Now everyone is saying purazi rakatorwa nomukuru; kkkk purazi ratorwa nemwana wemukuru. Where did you see Sons of man getting interest in a farm that has no gold? Vana vemukuru havabati svina. Puuu! Yavo iGold chete chete!
So everyone is saying that these farms to the east of the City; ehezve muroad yekuenda kuchikoro chemapofu uko, school of the blind, ehezve kuvaira ngara, kwashe nungu rakatorwa nemunemero. Heya munoti mapofu haaoni? Imika mutye Mwari.
So they go and take this farm. Madyira please please turn in your grave! They tell the farm owner that the farm is wanted by the Son of the Man who in this case is Munemero. And once you say Son of Man the lily livered quiver. Ezie utye Mwari! So they have now pegged everywhere and Hoth understands one chunk is been taken by the Seventh Day Adventist man, the other by this sugarcane farmer, land baron, politician, school owner whatever you call him; another chunk went to this house grabber and their plans are to turn the land into residential stands as the City expands Eastwards. Ehezve votanga kutengesa ma stands.
The owners of the land are taken prisoners kicking and screaming.
But there will soon be court cases. Cats will come out of the bags literally cats of every colour black, white, yellow and green. But for you musavadha kana uchinzwisisa Holy Book rako its says in Luke 12:2–3-“There is nothing concealed that will not be revealed, nor secret that will not be known. Therefore whatever you have said in the darkness will be heard in the light, and what you have whispered behind closed doors will be proclaimed on the housetops.”
Tichazvinzwa hedu zvese! Of course rapoko will be there and Hoth will be there too! Miyedzo mwanangu!

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