Fuel mogul evicts girlfriend mafia style from Rhodene house

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Ther are quite a number of fuel moguls in Masvingo and I know dear reader you are eager to know the fuwero moguru in question.
The man is of medium built, vamwe vafema kwai apa handisi, he is light in complexion, dzine zvihasha hasha zvemari so. He is a member of the Methodist Church in Zimbabwe or something like that. He started small like most businesses in Zimbabwe, achiisa fuel muma drum and now he has a fleet of gonyets, magonyeti, hobho negasva. Tens of Petroleum stations dotted around the country.
He boasts of at least a service station in every town or urban settlement, recently imwe yakavhugwa kumakorokoza uko. If you know you know, knowledge shall murder me.
The man is very generous to his church and to women as well, open zip shut mouth chaiyo.
If you see him walking around you wouldn’t tell that he is one off the richest man in Zimbabwe. The service stations are GROWING.
In Masvingo there are quite a number of fuel stations, Engen, Zuva, Glow Petroleum, Exor, Flo, Doczine, nedzimwe dzisina mazita saka ingovonaivo kuti which one suits your GROWING stations.
The Petroleum man, Chinenharo, recently evicted his long-time girlfriend the mafia style from one of his houses in Rhodene after he got wind that she was dishing out the forbidden fruit like there is no tomorrow.
She was staying in a five bedroomed house alone panumber 6, number 6, street mongopedzisawo so. Mungatadza nemhaka yei, ingokapazai kapazai muchitsvaka, handinga kupiyi zvose.
Her surname is same as that of a former Prime Minister of the short-lived Rhodesia-Zimbabwe, whatever it meant and her first name has something to do with adding more, wedzegwai or pamhaizve. She is a fourth year student at GZU doing BSC Honors in Sociology. Vanga vachirova mabhuku zvese nechibhanzi chaPetroleum.
Madamburekete, kwidibu, kwidibu, party after party, party after party panumber 6, komari yaaipera, apa kaslender baba, kuchena uvava. Italian shoes chete, crocodile skin you name it.
Sezvamunozivawo gava rakadambura musungo, vemakuhwa vapindira, baba iwe, she was told there and there never to set her thin legs at number 6 by Mr Petroleum, he was angry. Breathing fire, he ordered her to wait for her property outside and leave pronto.
He had no time to listen to any pleas, kwai inda kuzvikomana zvako zvawaidhla nazvo mari yangu every week uchiita party.
Kutauira kudai mai nhiya takadzokera Harare, kuvabereki, apa taimbovhairira vatakaadzidza navo paGirls High. Fees yaibhadhagwa naMr Petroleum hakuchina its now back to square one. This happened on Monday, kwete kare, lockdown iyi, ichatiwonesa zvakawanda.
HOTH is reliably informed that Mr Petroleum has a house and a girlfriend in every town in Zimbabwe, amaaaiii.
Kurisei kumaRDC.

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