HOTH is ever telling women that it’s so unprofessional to continue hopping from one bed to another and try to hoodwink people that they are in love with the man they are going out with at the particular moment. This umjolo thing is slowly exposing some ladies that bitching is just in their DNA. 

A few months ago cheating on your partner or finding yourself in the wrong bed was sugar-coated and had a very fancy western name (Dating). This was before Mzansi brought reality to our doorstep by their exotic but true and real meaning courtesan or prostitution (uMjolo). Now that has left us wondering how a married woman would be involved in ukujola except if she is a social misfit with loose morals. 

What boggles HOTH’s mind is that our sisters of the night are described as prostitutes or are given other derogatory names by other women who claim to be ‘straight’. But to be frank, I salute those ladies of the night because they came out in the open and let the whole world know that their thighs are for sale. So the remainder of women who want to show the world that they are holier-than-thou; let me give you some advice. I am coming here in peace, my sisters. 

Instead of hiding behind the church or marriage, you should just come out openly and go professional. Ukujola is now dragging you subconsciously into the professional world of thigh vending. That reminds me of this other lady. Oh! Should we call her a lady or she is just someone who wears a skirt but cannot keep her legs closed? 

The last time she was involved in an accident ipo pedu paMugoni apo takanaga kwaGutu. The irony of the whole story is that the couple who was killed riding a motorcycle was also a cheating couple, according to the information that HOTH has. Handizivi hangu. Was that a coincidence or what? I am still wondering what happened. Four cheating couples getting involved in an accident?

I heard the two love birds were sloshed when they got involved in a fatal accident. I am not so sure kuti ndiani aigona zvekusvika pakupihwa zita rekuti Mugoni, but I am sure that person yaiva mhare pakugona. One thing I like about Mugoni is that he managed to expose vanhu vanga vaichiita zvekubira vese havo including the cheating couple riding on a motorcycle. Ndosaka pachinzi paMugoni nhy?

Zvinondifungidza that song yePengaudzoke yekuti Diana iwe-e-e famba oga. I can’t remember if it was Diana, Alice, Shaniqua, but I know it ended nerufu. Ko rufu rwukaita rwuviri rwunongonzi rufu here or Marufu akawanda. I am not so sure but what I know vese vanga vakabatwa. Saka Alice iwe-ee famba wega. Rose arara apa mhosva ndiwe-ee…Lizzy arara apo mhosva ndiwe-ee…singing hangu.

As usual, HOTH is told the movie star works at the Commercial Bitches of Zimbabwe. I shudder to use the abbreviation of this bitches cult because it sounds similar to that of our reputable commercial bank-the CBZ. This lady is known for snatching young married men. She is a cashier who cashes all her money to these young married guys just to get herself laid. 

I am told her character is a trailer pack. Someone told HOTH that last week imbibers at that place where the first colonial settlers used to park their Caravans were treated to a movie scene with vehicle high-speed chase being the most exciting episode. This was after Alice, oh no, let’s call her Aliyah, was caught partying with someone’s hubby.

Hanzi vana Vin Diesel or Paul Walker in their ‘Fast and Furious movie, can only be regarded as amateurs because mota dzaifamba idzodzo pamakona hanzi aitova maburn-out chaiwo, but Aliyah managed to escape that day. So match yakapera iri 1-0 in favour of Alice. But as you know, the league will always have a second leg.

So on the second leg, the disgruntled woman went to the bank and made a scene in the banking hall shouting obscenities and denigrating Aliyah who had retreated to the back room. Vakafa havana chavakaona havo. CBZ yese yakaita diki iya. So, for now, the match is still one-all. Asi Aliyah vakabatwa panonaka. Hanzi vakauudzwa chihure chese chekutora varume vevanhu.

But guys who is this Aliyah? She has been in the papers for the wrong reasons for the greater part of the year. Hanzi, whenever she drinks, she loosens everything including her undergarments, and her legs can easily go separate ways. 

By the way, this thigh trader and her cheating boyfriend reportedly paid all the funeral expenses of the two other cheating couples. ZRP and ZACC what is your update on the matter? Your jail candidate is at the Commercial Bitches of Zimbabwe (CBZ). Don’t tell me you don’t know where to get her unless kana makaisa Mari mumasocks. Until I catch you on the other side, keeping the fire burning. CIAO