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Chivhu businesswoman in Ben 10s storm

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Chivhu businesswoman in Ben 10s storm


Hey guys, I know there are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds, as the saying goes, but as a doubting Thomas, I now believe that this Yellow Fever could pull off something so outlandishly big if every well-oiled cog is put in its rightful place.

As a permanent resident of the Gumtree suburb, I know those clamouring for a democratic Zimbabwe have failed in their endeavours. I want to urge you not to look back because it’s a known fact that failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour.

I have never seen so much yellow in my entire life. It seems everything had turned yellow in this city. I was shocked by my fellow Masvingo Citizens. HOTH never knew that Citizens in this ancient city are so many. Aah! guys, to be frank, I am still in shock.

Don’t tire Citizens. They say only those who still have hope can benefit from tears. Register to vote and deliver the killer punch to the octogenarians and the nonagenarians who have been promising us the same old banter like scratched CDs for the past 42 years.  

The Gumba-kumba Club is now politically bankrupt and obsessed with old strategies like bridges, roads, dams and other stupid promises because as usual amateurs are obsessed over strategy and professionals are obsessed over logistics. You are professionals guys show them.  

The home for senior citizens is so obsessed with excuses; sanctions this…America that…the West that. Hey corrupt Grandpas and grandmas we don’t eat, drink or sleep excuses, for like a poisonous breath over the fields, like a mass of locusts over Egypt, so the swarm of excuses is a general plague, a ruinous infection among men that eats off the sprouts of the eternal, wrote Soren Kierkegaard.

Be that may, HOTH is always passionate about a saying by that Czech who fled the Nazis in 1948 immigrated with her family to the United States and became an American diplomat who served as the 64th United States secretary of state from 1997 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton.

She was obviously the first female secretary of state in U.S. history. She is none other than Madeleine Jana Korbel Albright and I quote her: “Good guys don’t always win, especially when they are divided and less determined than their adversaries. The desire for liberty may be ingrained in every human breast, but so is the potential for complacency, confusion and cowardice. And losing has a price.” Pabatisisei ipapo maYellow Born. I rest my case.

Now I move to Enkeldoorn. Did you know that Enkeldoorn is a colonial Dutch and Afrikaans word meaning “lone thorn?” It refers to the tree Acacia robusta and implies that a single specimen once grew there. The name is said to have been adopted in 1891 but was later changed to Chivhumudhara now Chivhu in 1982, on the second anniversary of Zimbabwe’s independence.

Pari sei paChivhu apo pevadhala vegonyeti? Muriko here vana mai Chichie? Ndimika vana dhibha harina mhuru. Vana muti ngauwe tiwane tsotso.  HOTH was in Chivhu last week and bumped into this sizzling one. Who you told HOTH does not travel that far? Listen to me and listen carefully guys, HOTH was there.

I am told this popular Chivhu businesswoman who answers to the name Patie akabatirwa mamessages ekuti aidanana nekamface kari more than half her age young. Vakomana ka anyway age ain’t anything but a number they say, eish ma1.

A reliable source told me that she is in her early 40s and iko kamuface is 20. Boys ka kana Tafara, kana Tazofarisisa ngatisakangwa Mudhuvikiro unoita vabereki vedu kuti tikure. The woman I am told she drives a silver land rover or Range rover whatever the make HOTH is not worried about that. Ndivo here baba vekwenyu vakatenga naiyo mari inotenga? Mari chaiyo from Ngirande.  

I know she usually spends her weekends at Uncle Phil. HOTH is sure you know the Country Lodge. I am not so sure what attracted most young fellas to her. I know she is a beauty, tall and slim and light in complexion, yellow born chairo but is that all guys? Or she is a blesser?

 HOTH had the privilege to listen to the voice notes to Mai Chichi from the young man’s parents. Man! They are bitter about the young man and Patie’s affair.  The woman on the voice note is heard saying the whole family is fasting for the affair to end accusing her of abusing the young man when she knows that she is living positively.

Mai Tafie is saying she is going to commit suicide if the affair continues. The Tafie guy is known around town. He is running a printing shop near BCZ, I don’t know if that’s the abbreviation but I know it’s near Vadzidzisi. I mean that shop with wooden stairs.  

According to the grapevine that has rocked the old town of Chivhu the young man’s parents came to find out about the relationship after a rumour reached them that the young man and Mai Chichi were having an affair.  The young man was forced to enter his password and he gave in.  

HOTH established that the woman who is an M2 who is into beauty and catering lives along Brank Emphrai. Eheezve vanotsvaga maGreens. Ivo vanozviita vana Tyress Gibson mamain actors who are vocal in Chivhu Residents and Ratepayers (CHIRRA) WhatsApp group.https://masvingomirror.com/

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