Yes, guys it has been a long sabbatical that was induced by a Covid-like type of a flue that took HOTH out of action for a few days, weeks or months. I am however, always hovering in town, KumaGum trees and in outlaying areas. I will never desert you my loyal friends and avid readers.
Kuri sei hako Mr Chenga Ese? I hope you are doing well ikoko kugomo kwamuri kuja henyu muri mubodzi. Kuno ino tinongoita hwedosi rinoti kumwe kuchena kumwe kutema asi chadosa chibodzi. Anyway life is like that. No one can be an expert in life. In fact, hupenyu ivhiri hunotenderera hawo. Nhasi rakatsika, magwana riri mudenga.
So, tell me guys my good friend has turned out to be a boxer these days? Aikaka! Kopamwe kuzonyanya kugara kumagum tree uko vamwe vachitambira kuhotera unosarira. I am told he is no longer in the same category with our very own Manyuchi. Hanzi akutoda vana Tyson Fury chaivo.
Ko nhai Cde Gabhurona? Muri Cde here or muri madzibaba? Obvious hamungaite madzidzibaba nekamuitiro kenyu ako. I don’t know how to shorten your name. Can I call you Cde Gabs, Gabhu or just Rona? Anyway, that’s not a big deal munhu anongodeedza raafunga chete, I am sure anodavira hakwe mukomana.
Ko iyi yekunzi makurova vanhu pahotera ndoipi iyi? Ndochii ichocho chinenge ngozi? Makuruwana kana Madokwani whatever the case might be why do you stoop so low? You are now reducing yourself to a tramp which just invades places of dignity to display your unruly street behaviour to those who are too smart for brawls with you.
Wakutojairira zvakaipa iwe. Zuro ndizuro wakarova muzukuru wangu. Baba vangu Beta iwee. This one is for him. Can you feel the left hook and the right jab? Whether you apologised or not I don’t care. Blood is thicker than water. Injure one injure all. I am told these days you are threaten to beat everyone at the hotel.
That kind of behaviour shows you are now in serious problems either financially of socially. You should sit down and introspect my friend because that’s not the way to go. Since when did you acquire a black belt? Manje HOTH haarohwe akamira sechibhorani.
I heard they are planning to ban you from entering that hotel. Manje uchaita sei? You have numerous stories that have been doing rounds of late. The last time I checked I heard you were having quality time with a lady of the night in the garden at the same hotel. Saka mumaruva imomuya wakatoona sekuti ingatoita bedroom here iyo iya? Usadaro iwe uri munhu wekuziva iwe.
I once warned Mr Chenga Ese kuti if he doesn’t slow down he was going to slide into serious problems but he took no heed of my advice and he ended up in the big house. So, Cde Gabs or Gabhu whatever the case might be isai bhora pasi monyatsoteerera semurwere anovevuerwa tsiye nachiremba. Tetekera ndikunyepe mhanduwe pachikorekore.
Kana kuti mira ndikuline banga Jah man that’s not being a Ninja. Why do you want everyone to talk about you. Manje if you are banned where or who are going to show your wild behaviour? Yes, they are going to ban you. If you read at the door of that hotel it’s written ‘Right of admission is reserved’.
Kana musinganzwisisi kuti zvinorevei bvunzai vakaenda kuskuru. Anenge angorimo wani magweta muhotera imo muya. I am sure they won’t charge you anything if you want to know kana muri muya. Saka just humble yourself and ask our learned friends what it means.
I feel sorry for the manager and the bar tender you were threatening to beat after they gave you your bill. Ko iwe unoda zvinonaka kana kufarira pakanaka iwe usina mari here nhai? Cde ndipo patinoti isu vana HOTH tanhai dzamunosvikira. So, you want to beat people because they have asked you to pay for what you have consumed? Munonyadzisa Cde. Zvatozodhakwa zvekusvika ipapo here? Kurai imi!
To my colleagues at the hotel and those who spend their time at the hotel, I want you to just remember that when someone is rude or demeaning to you, it is not a reflection of you, it is almost always a reflection of them. And it’s certainly not worth ruining your day to be upset about it or give it any attention.
So, until we meet again have a pleasant time guys. Vaya Con Dias!!!

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