Birthday message lands student nurse in soup

How are you everybody. How is the weather? I am sure everyone is enjoying the new season. Obviously people are enjoying. Who wouldn’t enjoy the blossoming summer flowers except for Hoth who is always a victim of changing weather patterns. I am not bitter about it hangu, but I just wanted you to know.
This week hoth strayed in the rural areas of Gutu. Hezvo nhaka hangu. I am forgetting that Gutu has been accorded a town status. Eheezve Tawindi chaiyo. Just give a round of applause to the guys at the shake-shake building. They have a vision even beyond 2064.
Even a cluster of less than ten houses is now being regarded as an upper middle class town. Wozodei nyika yese tawindi. Just hold your breath very soon you will hear of Abhero Town, Jokonia city, Murambiwa metropolitan. Imi woye nhamo neman’a hazvisiyani.
I am told there is a student nurse at the Missionary hospital. I am sure because it the biggest in the area they never hesitated to call it Gutu. This young student hanzi chirikunzi chakuda kuita personalize a abundantly gifted sugar daddy who is businessman based in Harare. Yes, abundantly gifted both physical and materially. Don’t let your brains run away with you guys. Kkkkk
IManje munyama zvaunoitawo asi ka, she posted daddy on her status on his birthday. Yes, hama were shocked and immediately rushed to Hoth.
The lady in question is a 23 year old black beauty, haa ko pakanakiwa zvee, slim chine zvima hips soo. Hoth was never to about mutupo wacho asi ndivava vana manjenjenje vekuda mvura too much.
Ko I am told ane mari zvee. Vaya vanotanha dzavanosvikira uye dzavanoda. I am told ane ma trucks anosvika kuzvi 10 ikoko hanzi hameno kuti akanyorwa zvehu boss boss pamberi apo. makomi Ko chibaba zvee. Apa he is married with multiple kids ikoko kuHarare but the kids are always licking their fingers because of Jamu. It’s always Shalom Shalom pamba pacho iwe zvakaoma wena.
17 September last week Friday, Boss Fele Fela whatever the name was the birthday man. It reminds of the greatest instrumentalist and muscian Fela Kuti. He wedded 27 wife one day. Yes, one day. If you think Hoth haazivi music just google Fela. Saka munoti boss Fela vaizodiiwo.
Chisikana chakamukira kuisa picture remurume pa status kwakunamira mashoko erudo. Haaa kuita kunamira, kudaidza baba mwana nemazita ose ose kani. Zvino menowo kuti hama yeimwe hamawo, kkkkk ndiko kuti hukama ka. Hama yeimwe hama yemukadzi ndiyo yakazoona status kwakutanga kufambisa hayo nyaya muma group kuti ndizvo zvirikuitika.
Manje mai vemuskana zvavari musoja, pachafiwa nekuti kutaura kudai, nyaya yatosvika kuvabereki kubva kumukadzi Harare uko kuti mwana wenyu waparadza marriage. Uuum I will leave it here guys. Catch you on the other side.

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